Worst Excuse Notes Written to School Teachers

"My son is under the doctors care and should not take P.E. today," wrote one parent. "Please execute him."

Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot."

These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school. If you think that todays students aren't learning all they should, check out some of the writing mistakes made by their moms and dads. The following are actual excuse notes received by teachers.

1. Please eckuse John being absent on Jan 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33.

2. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today, she is administrating.

3. Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

4. John has been absent because he had two teth taken off his face.

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I was selected to go to Michael Jackson's memorial service but didn't check my e-mail on time!

I can't believe it! I actually was selected for the Michael Jackson memorial but didn't check my email!

Today, which is July 7th, 2009 Michael Jackson's memorial was televised on television. Smokey Robinson was there, Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant, Lionel Ritchie, Brook Shields and a host of others paying their respects to the "King of Pop".

Surprisingly two of the people closest to Michael were not there in person, Dianna Ross and Elizabeth Taylor.

The saddest part of the memorial was when Michael's daughter Paris spoke of how much she loved her father. Paris broke down and if you were not touched by it then you are unhuman.

Getting back to my point of this post. Michael Jackson's memorial was from 9AM to about 12:00 noon. Later in the day at 5:00 PM I decided to get on my computer and check my E-Mail. This is the message I seen that was sent to me.

Michael Jackson Memorial Service Details

Announcement was made this morning that 17,500 tickets will be available for Michael Jackson's Memorial Service. There will be no fee for the tickets and there will actually be a lottery draw for the tickets.

For the Michael Jackson Memorial tickets one must register at Staplescenter.com. You have until 6PM, Saturday July 4th to register. A computer generated random drawing will take place and winners will be notified where to go and pick up the wrist bands they will need. The actual Michael Jackson memorial will take place on Tuesday, July 7, 2009. It was also made clear that if one does not have a wristband that they will be stopped and not permitted to enter the area around Staples Center.

Ken Sunshine, who is the Jackson family spokesman said for everyone to respect the Jackson family and that some questions will not be answered.

Jan Perry who represented the LA City Council spoke about the concern that they have and will try to ensure that all who go to the service are safe. She also said that those with out a ticket should really consider watching the Michael Jackson memorial from home.

Tim Leieke, A&G President and CEO said that 11,000 tickets will be for the Staples Center memorial. The other 6,500 will be for Nokia Theater's simulcast for the funeral across th street.

These are the Michael Jackson memorial service details as of July, 3 2009 at 10:45 AM